Rolled scrollAs you may imagine, Afterwork has been following the General Election campaign with bated breath. (Does anybody know what “bated breath” means”? My guess is that it’s that struggle you have as you gradually lose the will to live).

Anyway, I reckon this politics stuff isn’t nearly so complicated as they try to make out – it’s just making stuff up on the spur of the moment and saying “here – have some money” every third sentence.

So, in the spirit of democracy, we here at Afterwork have decided to write our own manifesto.