There are reports that Donald Trump is planning to fly into Prestwick Airport on the 19th of January and head for his golf resort at Turnberry.

I have a dream.

I have a dream that a storm from the East will bring snow and ice, cutting off the airport and leaving the passengers stranded with only tea and cold pasties for sustenance.

I have a dream

I have a dream that once the roads start to clear the Scottish Government, acting on the best scientific advice, will revise their Covid regulations to prohibit the playing of golf.

I have a dream.

I have a dream that somewhere in the West of Scotland an underemployed police constable is, even now, sharpening their pencil in anticipation of issuing an on the spot fine to the erstwhile Most Powerful Man in the World for not wearing a face covering.

I have a dream.